Capitalism Baby

 
This year I’m going to vote Republican
So I can bring my family closer
That party has so many kind values
Not like those other posers

Who needs scientific facts?
I can trust my cult preacher
And fearless leader is so very, very, very, smart
It’s beautiful
He’s a good public speecher

Sure they’ll take many benefits away
But hey! It’s capitalism baby
We’ll figure a way out of this pandemic
I’m sure we’ll survive…maybe