How the f*** do you spell restaurant???

Many people are great at spelling,
they can spell big words but I can't.
I want to ask my girlfriend out for dinner,
but can't spell fucking resturant.

It's embarrassing over email,
more tragic over text.
If I ever learn to spell it,
dictionarey will be next.

I see the irony in not being able to spell it,
but don't you dare fucking laugh.
My spelling skills are lacking,
compared to my maths.

I keep calling them rezzies,
but that's just making it worse.
I can barely even write my own name,
my writing, my spelling's cursed.

I know sooner or later,
Someone will trip me up.
They'll ask me to spell resturant,
so I'm shit out of luck.