Where are my Damn Glasses ?

Truth is I only have one pair of prescription reading glasses
I do however have lots of reading glasses
Commonly referred to as " Readers"
It's a good thing too because the prescription pair never leaves home

I buy Readers in bulk
Big Box Store
If you catch the sale it's a good deal
Even full price maybe $8 a throw

I carry them in my cargo pants
Same bottom pocket
No case
Average life span about 3 weeks

They always break in the same spot
You reach for them and come out with pieces
A lense missing often
The frame a mess

I love them though
Lightweight and not too geeky
Cool in a dime store kinda way
Perfect for a rogue like me