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Ass-man and Pussy-woman Advancers 1 of 2
Ass-man and Pussy-woman Advancers 1 of 2
Bend Over and his wife Sucks are at church when the first attack is unleashed. Four Condoms Grenades are thrown simultaneously from four different sides of the octagonal worship hall. Thick green smoke envelopes the crowd of worshipers as, they cough from too much smoke at once. Reaching for Sucks, Bend passes out.
Are you OK, Bend Over, a masked woman in a pink teddy asks him, her suit covering exactly the reverse of what a bathing suit would cover, leaving her firm 42D breasts, fire engine red pussy, and muscular fine tight ass on display. He thinks he recognizes her voice. He thinks he recognizes her long red flowing hair. He knows it’s his wife, Sucks.
"Sucks" he calls out plaintively.
No Sucks here. I’m Pussy-woman and this is Ass-man. We’re a crime fighting duo. Yes, we are husband and wife, but the nature of our crime fighting powers requires us to sleep around. Just as with everyone else here in the Hall of the Sexual Justice League.
She says clearly, and he knows it is true. He’s sees Prick-man shaft, he really should put that thing away before he pokes someone’s eyes out, a 6’11″ lanky dude, about 180 pounds, with size 18 feet and a 15 inch cock. Tit-woman of 46FF a real bra size is a Latin - Polynesian mix on a 5’6″, 130 pound luxury chassis, customized with long straight dark hair. Ass-woman should have been his soul mate but they broke up in college, another Latin crossbreed with breasts of 42C on a 5’4″ 120 pound very softly padded chassis and booty for days. Liz-woman always has eyes on his wife a dark Romanian Ashkenazi Jewish princess, checking in at a sleek 34B 5’7″ 150 pounds. Ball-man with a nut sack hung so low yet be so big and furry, the Scotch/English mutt with a 5’11" frame, 180 pounds of man, and two solid tennis balls weighing a pound each in his nut sack, which he often ties around his cock for comfort.
Clit Cat how does one get a clit so big built on a petite 5’2″ chassis a real knockout at 120 pounds. Cluster fuck five military guys of indeterminate sexuality and standard equipment, of various height close to 6′, and various trim athletic figures close to 185-2oo pounds.
Ass-man sees the angelic Bald Virgin able to seduce but never produce a rare blonde with an innocent face, 5’4″ and a thin 120 pounds. Bad Ass a reformed biker with a serious bisexual side of his head shaved with piercings enough to completely frustrate a TSA search, 6’4″ and 200 pounds more. Ass-man sees the Flaming Cuckold, flouncing in his pink panties, at 6’2″ and 195 pounds just a bit too heavy to be flouncing. Then there is his wife Shameless Slut, a voluptuous goddess built on the standardized Raquel Welch and Jayne Mansfield boner approved chassis. No non-gay male could say no to her, and she always said yes to them. At 5’7″ tall enough to dominate other women, yet with 36DD breasts and a trim 150 pounds, easily spank able. There were many, many others, all well known household names. Our leader, Beaver Eater 6’1″ 250 pounds, close relative of either George Clooney or Pierce Bronson takes the podium.
"We have been attacked, most likely by the Moral Minority. Their repression of sex in our society must come to an end! They are undoubtedly going to escalate criminal activities to try to sell the Immoral Majority on their prurient, self serving restrictions. No more Guilt! Use your crime fighting powers to cock block their crime wave and take them down, shorts and all! All the young women cum with me, the rest of you, deploy back to your neighborhoods and monitor your police scanners. Handle each call as if the future of our country depends on it and it does. Beaver Eater urges us, as he ushers the young women back to his chambers, no doubt seeking to discover and develop their crime fighting powers too. Reinforcements would be a good thing in a National crisis.
We are no sooner in the car, when we get a call Domestic disturbance, 1423 Smutty NE". Step on it Pussy-woman cries out, as I floor the accelerator on the red Pries. We are only blocks away, and are the first responders.
You take the wife. I’ll isolate the husband. Pussy-woman says, the red hair around her tight pussy glistening with arousal. This is what we do. This is what we live for. She arches her back, thrusting out her breasts, as she moves toward the yelling husband. He is an average height Latino, dark and swarthy, maybe 5’7″, essentially the same height as my wife, 150 to 175 lbs, maybe a little heavier than she is, dressed in a wife beater undershirt and tight white briefs. My sex ray vision detects he is only about average in endowment. Pussy-woman does not hesitate. She swipes a hand down into her sweet slit, then in a beautiful circular block inserts her fingers into his open mouth. He instantly stops yelling and starts putting his best Latin lover moves on my wife. She is prepared for him, yanking down his briefs, doing a sweep kick to take his legs out, midair pommel horse dismount, as she jams his now hard cock into her tight pussy. He is grunting and thrusting inside her before their knees even touch the carpet.
I turn my attention to his wife. Luxurious 36DD breasts that are deliciously loopy, sex ray vision confirms they haven’t been touched in a week. I immediately execute two outer circular blocks over her arms, bringing my hands up inside, trapping her arms against my body as I fondle her nipples, rubbing them through her faded camisole and pinching them to get her attention.
She does not stop yelling, and even gets louder as she sees her beloved Marcos fucking my wife right in front of her. Well, I tried to be nice. My hands pull down her sweatpants, as they glide over her luxurious well padded ass, her 5’4″ 135 pound to 150 pound frame easily overpowered by my 5’11" 200 pound torso. But the Aroid look on her face when my thumbs slide into her asshole is priceless. Quiet now, I use my thumbs to picking up my ass puppet, and drop her mouth on my 8″ thick cock. My fingers enter her wet cunt as my index fingers tease her clit, while my thumbs make the ass puppet suck, just enough to get me fully hard. My Sex ray vision confirms her asshole was virgin until my thumbs arrived, and her cunt hasn’t been filled in two weeks. Neglected Harpy Syndrome (NHS), we see it all the time. My duty is clear.
Flipping my thumbs, I spiral her into the air, end over end, timing the landing to have her soft butt bounce once on my legs as I sit on their couch, only for that same soft butt to bounce off my washboard abs and drop her sweet cunt onto my cock. She hasn’t felt anything like that in a long time, and she starts grinding into me, as I finger her clit. She needs a good long ride, and I intend to give it to her.
Pussy-woman has telepathic powers when it comes to fucking, and switches Marcos into a nice slow 69. Good training to help relieve NHS, if she can only remember to give him the command to do it often while he is still under the effect of her pussy hypnoses. Seeing her giving him the nice slow blowjob I myself crave reminds me to pay more attention to his wife’s clit and less to her ass, as I gladly realize that might be the key to getting more of both.
Time for the main event, I start sliding fingers into her cunt along with my cock, then out to rub her rosebud, rubbing and lubing, rubbing and inserting, rubbing and fingering, rubbing and thrusting. Then in a quick motion as my hand holds her brown star open, I simply change holes, fucking her thoroughly as she moans. My fingertips return to her clit as I slowly pick up the pace to put the boots to her. I have the strangest feeling that I know this woman, because she looks so much like the porn star Yerevan Beltran, but that thought doesn’t help me at all. My self control is gone, and I am wailing on her ass, forcing her to stand and bend over to grab their coffee table, as I smash my cock into her fluffy butt, over and over until it’s over. Marcos is now standing, being sucked by my wife as she reaches climax the old fashioned way – with her own fingers. Marcos is spurting into her open mouth, and fuck me, that’s hot, I so seldom get to see the come as she always wants it in her cunt because then it has to be licked out again. We have all came, and peace is restored.
We leave as the police arrive, the large black male officer shaking my tainted dick in thanks, his busty blonde partner giving my wife a lip lock and fingering that just goes on and on. I’m not in a hurry, but another call has come in. Blondie slips a business card into the spandex below my wife’s tits then reluctantly pats her pussy and lets her go. Thanks, we couldn’t do it without you the cops say in unison as they kiss hotly. My sex ray vision confirms they both play for both teams.
A Bank robbery, 2100 On Your NE. Quick, call for reinforcements! I yell to Pussy-woman, who is licking her fourth finger clit radio ring to get the right frequency, occasionally moaning as the clit ring focuses the energy to her own clit instead. It is a powerful weapon, one I can only trust in her hands. I’ve seen her take down a charging bull dyke at fifty paces with it a weapon truly to be feared. But she is quick, and she is good, and her licking gets to the SJL emergency frequency. Calling for backup, bank robbery at 2100 On Your NE, can anyone respond with us?
Liz-woman here, I’ll be there lickety-split! she calls out boldly.
Clit Cat here, I’ll be there to rub them out! she calls out bravely.
We pull up to the old oral mate Bank of Fuck Ville, noting that neither the police or FBI are here yet. Not surprising, we were only blocks away, and there are two donut shops nearby. With their big gas guzzler Tonka Truck Hum vies, they probably had to stop for gas too. The preps will be long gone by then.
We line up in front of the bank, Pussy-woman with me, Clit Cat and Liz woman at the other entrance. On three we go 1….2…..3….go. We enter the bank, removing our hats and sunglasses, placing them on the rack provided.
The delay gives our old Nemesis. Over tight Ass a crucial advantage she and her gang of Prude Asses have the drop on us. They having dildo orgasm time dilation guns trained directly on each one of us. If you have orgasms in the past month, time only runs at 10% for five minutes. If you have had orgasm in the past week, it runs at 5% for ten minutes. If you have an orgasm in the past day, time only runs at 1% for an hour. It was their preferred weapon of choice, because it smote the fornicators most mightily.
So, Ass-man we cross paths again. You are out manned and out dick today. In fact I will go so far as to say you are fucked. Over tight Ass brags!
Aren’t you going to tell us all the details of your secret plan? So that we know we have no hope of defeating you? I say with a shaky voice, fucking her plan in the ass with my words.
That’s true you can’t do anything about it. First we are going to elect Republicans to Congress, and the Senate, then the White House. We will repeal every contraception right and abortion right and privacy right, putting everyone at the mercy of their employers. she brags.
By nutbuster
Bend Over and his wife Sucks are at church when the first attack is unleashed. Four Condoms Grenades are thrown simultaneously from four different sides of the octagonal worship hall. Thick green smoke envelopes the crowd of worshipers as, they cough from too much smoke at once. Reaching for Sucks, Bend passes out.
Are you OK, Bend Over, a masked woman in a pink teddy asks him, her suit covering exactly the reverse of what a bathing suit would cover, leaving her firm 42D breasts, fire engine red pussy, and muscular fine tight ass on display. He thinks he recognizes her voice. He thinks he recognizes her long red flowing hair. He knows it’s his wife, Sucks.
"Sucks" he calls out plaintively.
No Sucks here. I’m Pussy-woman and this is Ass-man. We’re a crime fighting duo. Yes, we are husband and wife, but the nature of our crime fighting powers requires us to sleep around. Just as with everyone else here in the Hall of the Sexual Justice League.
She says clearly, and he knows it is true. He’s sees Prick-man shaft, he really should put that thing away before he pokes someone’s eyes out, a 6’11″ lanky dude, about 180 pounds, with size 18 feet and a 15 inch cock. Tit-woman of 46FF a real bra size is a Latin - Polynesian mix on a 5’6″, 130 pound luxury chassis, customized with long straight dark hair. Ass-woman should have been his soul mate but they broke up in college, another Latin crossbreed with breasts of 42C on a 5’4″ 120 pound very softly padded chassis and booty for days. Liz-woman always has eyes on his wife a dark Romanian Ashkenazi Jewish princess, checking in at a sleek 34B 5’7″ 150 pounds. Ball-man with a nut sack hung so low yet be so big and furry, the Scotch/English mutt with a 5’11" frame, 180 pounds of man, and two solid tennis balls weighing a pound each in his nut sack, which he often ties around his cock for comfort.
Clit Cat how does one get a clit so big built on a petite 5’2″ chassis a real knockout at 120 pounds. Cluster fuck five military guys of indeterminate sexuality and standard equipment, of various height close to 6′, and various trim athletic figures close to 185-2oo pounds.
Ass-man sees the angelic Bald Virgin able to seduce but never produce a rare blonde with an innocent face, 5’4″ and a thin 120 pounds. Bad Ass a reformed biker with a serious bisexual side of his head shaved with piercings enough to completely frustrate a TSA search, 6’4″ and 200 pounds more. Ass-man sees the Flaming Cuckold, flouncing in his pink panties, at 6’2″ and 195 pounds just a bit too heavy to be flouncing. Then there is his wife Shameless Slut, a voluptuous goddess built on the standardized Raquel Welch and Jayne Mansfield boner approved chassis. No non-gay male could say no to her, and she always said yes to them. At 5’7″ tall enough to dominate other women, yet with 36DD breasts and a trim 150 pounds, easily spank able. There were many, many others, all well known household names. Our leader, Beaver Eater 6’1″ 250 pounds, close relative of either George Clooney or Pierce Bronson takes the podium.
"We have been attacked, most likely by the Moral Minority. Their repression of sex in our society must come to an end! They are undoubtedly going to escalate criminal activities to try to sell the Immoral Majority on their prurient, self serving restrictions. No more Guilt! Use your crime fighting powers to cock block their crime wave and take them down, shorts and all! All the young women cum with me, the rest of you, deploy back to your neighborhoods and monitor your police scanners. Handle each call as if the future of our country depends on it and it does. Beaver Eater urges us, as he ushers the young women back to his chambers, no doubt seeking to discover and develop their crime fighting powers too. Reinforcements would be a good thing in a National crisis.
We are no sooner in the car, when we get a call Domestic disturbance, 1423 Smutty NE". Step on it Pussy-woman cries out, as I floor the accelerator on the red Pries. We are only blocks away, and are the first responders.
You take the wife. I’ll isolate the husband. Pussy-woman says, the red hair around her tight pussy glistening with arousal. This is what we do. This is what we live for. She arches her back, thrusting out her breasts, as she moves toward the yelling husband. He is an average height Latino, dark and swarthy, maybe 5’7″, essentially the same height as my wife, 150 to 175 lbs, maybe a little heavier than she is, dressed in a wife beater undershirt and tight white briefs. My sex ray vision detects he is only about average in endowment. Pussy-woman does not hesitate. She swipes a hand down into her sweet slit, then in a beautiful circular block inserts her fingers into his open mouth. He instantly stops yelling and starts putting his best Latin lover moves on my wife. She is prepared for him, yanking down his briefs, doing a sweep kick to take his legs out, midair pommel horse dismount, as she jams his now hard cock into her tight pussy. He is grunting and thrusting inside her before their knees even touch the carpet.
I turn my attention to his wife. Luxurious 36DD breasts that are deliciously loopy, sex ray vision confirms they haven’t been touched in a week. I immediately execute two outer circular blocks over her arms, bringing my hands up inside, trapping her arms against my body as I fondle her nipples, rubbing them through her faded camisole and pinching them to get her attention.
She does not stop yelling, and even gets louder as she sees her beloved Marcos fucking my wife right in front of her. Well, I tried to be nice. My hands pull down her sweatpants, as they glide over her luxurious well padded ass, her 5’4″ 135 pound to 150 pound frame easily overpowered by my 5’11" 200 pound torso. But the Aroid look on her face when my thumbs slide into her asshole is priceless. Quiet now, I use my thumbs to picking up my ass puppet, and drop her mouth on my 8″ thick cock. My fingers enter her wet cunt as my index fingers tease her clit, while my thumbs make the ass puppet suck, just enough to get me fully hard. My Sex ray vision confirms her asshole was virgin until my thumbs arrived, and her cunt hasn’t been filled in two weeks. Neglected Harpy Syndrome (NHS), we see it all the time. My duty is clear.
Flipping my thumbs, I spiral her into the air, end over end, timing the landing to have her soft butt bounce once on my legs as I sit on their couch, only for that same soft butt to bounce off my washboard abs and drop her sweet cunt onto my cock. She hasn’t felt anything like that in a long time, and she starts grinding into me, as I finger her clit. She needs a good long ride, and I intend to give it to her.
Pussy-woman has telepathic powers when it comes to fucking, and switches Marcos into a nice slow 69. Good training to help relieve NHS, if she can only remember to give him the command to do it often while he is still under the effect of her pussy hypnoses. Seeing her giving him the nice slow blowjob I myself crave reminds me to pay more attention to his wife’s clit and less to her ass, as I gladly realize that might be the key to getting more of both.
Time for the main event, I start sliding fingers into her cunt along with my cock, then out to rub her rosebud, rubbing and lubing, rubbing and inserting, rubbing and fingering, rubbing and thrusting. Then in a quick motion as my hand holds her brown star open, I simply change holes, fucking her thoroughly as she moans. My fingertips return to her clit as I slowly pick up the pace to put the boots to her. I have the strangest feeling that I know this woman, because she looks so much like the porn star Yerevan Beltran, but that thought doesn’t help me at all. My self control is gone, and I am wailing on her ass, forcing her to stand and bend over to grab their coffee table, as I smash my cock into her fluffy butt, over and over until it’s over. Marcos is now standing, being sucked by my wife as she reaches climax the old fashioned way – with her own fingers. Marcos is spurting into her open mouth, and fuck me, that’s hot, I so seldom get to see the come as she always wants it in her cunt because then it has to be licked out again. We have all came, and peace is restored.
We leave as the police arrive, the large black male officer shaking my tainted dick in thanks, his busty blonde partner giving my wife a lip lock and fingering that just goes on and on. I’m not in a hurry, but another call has come in. Blondie slips a business card into the spandex below my wife’s tits then reluctantly pats her pussy and lets her go. Thanks, we couldn’t do it without you the cops say in unison as they kiss hotly. My sex ray vision confirms they both play for both teams.
A Bank robbery, 2100 On Your NE. Quick, call for reinforcements! I yell to Pussy-woman, who is licking her fourth finger clit radio ring to get the right frequency, occasionally moaning as the clit ring focuses the energy to her own clit instead. It is a powerful weapon, one I can only trust in her hands. I’ve seen her take down a charging bull dyke at fifty paces with it a weapon truly to be feared. But she is quick, and she is good, and her licking gets to the SJL emergency frequency. Calling for backup, bank robbery at 2100 On Your NE, can anyone respond with us?
Liz-woman here, I’ll be there lickety-split! she calls out boldly.
Clit Cat here, I’ll be there to rub them out! she calls out bravely.
We pull up to the old oral mate Bank of Fuck Ville, noting that neither the police or FBI are here yet. Not surprising, we were only blocks away, and there are two donut shops nearby. With their big gas guzzler Tonka Truck Hum vies, they probably had to stop for gas too. The preps will be long gone by then.
We line up in front of the bank, Pussy-woman with me, Clit Cat and Liz woman at the other entrance. On three we go 1….2…..3….go. We enter the bank, removing our hats and sunglasses, placing them on the rack provided.
The delay gives our old Nemesis. Over tight Ass a crucial advantage she and her gang of Prude Asses have the drop on us. They having dildo orgasm time dilation guns trained directly on each one of us. If you have orgasms in the past month, time only runs at 10% for five minutes. If you have had orgasm in the past week, it runs at 5% for ten minutes. If you have an orgasm in the past day, time only runs at 1% for an hour. It was their preferred weapon of choice, because it smote the fornicators most mightily.
So, Ass-man we cross paths again. You are out manned and out dick today. In fact I will go so far as to say you are fucked. Over tight Ass brags!
Aren’t you going to tell us all the details of your secret plan? So that we know we have no hope of defeating you? I say with a shaky voice, fucking her plan in the ass with my words.
That’s true you can’t do anything about it. First we are going to elect Republicans to Congress, and the Senate, then the White House. We will repeal every contraception right and abortion right and privacy right, putting everyone at the mercy of their employers. she brags.
By nutbuster
Published 26th Jul 2020
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