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Cocaine is the Ultimate Artificial Sweetener
Here’s what I do every morning when I wake up...
I get that coffee percolating
I take a swig of some cheap whiskey
And if I’m feeling frisky
I masturbate into a shower cap
I light a pall mall and sit out back
with my Dick hanging out of the boxer flap
in case a neighbor wants to check out my goods
And catch a glimpse of my morning wood
And after an early toke
I do a line of stepped on coke
Then I use the cocaine to sweeten my coffee
And I’m ready to greet the day before me
Is this extreme?
No, basically you are all a bunch of bitches
It’s my morning routine
Fuck you
This is how cavemen use to do
Occasionally I sleep in
I get that coffee percolating
I take a swig of some cheap whiskey
And if I’m feeling frisky
I masturbate into a shower cap
I light a pall mall and sit out back
with my Dick hanging out of the boxer flap
in case a neighbor wants to check out my goods
And catch a glimpse of my morning wood
And after an early toke
I do a line of stepped on coke
Then I use the cocaine to sweeten my coffee
And I’m ready to greet the day before me
Is this extreme?
No, basically you are all a bunch of bitches
It’s my morning routine
Fuck you
This is how cavemen use to do
Occasionally I sleep in
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