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Cocaine is the Ultimate Artificial Sweetener

Here’s what I do every morning when I wake up...
  
I get that coffee percolating    
   I take a swig of some cheap whiskey    
And if I’m feeling frisky    
I masturbate into a shower cap  
   I light a pall mall and sit out back    
   with my Dick hanging out of the boxer flap    
in case a neighbor wants to check out my goods  
And catch a glimpse of my morning wood  
   
And after an early toke  
I do a line of stepped on coke  
    Then I use the cocaine to sweeten my coffee  
And I’m ready to greet the day before me  
   
Is this extreme?  
   No, basically you are all a bunch of bitches  
It’s my morning routine  
 Fuck you  
This is how cavemen use to do    
 
Occasionally I sleep in
Written by Jermainesplain
Published | Edited 21st Jul 2020
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