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Taking the easiest options and yet constantly being praised for them!

 
By Stanley Collymore  
 
Poor Kate Middleton! Constantly  
making snacks and meals  for  
her hungry children. How  
stupid does she think
the rest of us are? Perhaps  
she's been avidly reading  
the grossly sycophantic  
comments in rags like  
the Daily Mail and so  
really thinks that all  
those that have, of  
course, served as  
crafters of them  
will accordingly  
suitably to, in  
their moronic  
and pathetic  
insanity, as  
well, easily  
guzzle up  
any thing  
she sees  
apt to be
offering.
 
And, of course, she's  
dead right in that  
assumption of  
hers regarding these  
fawning, idiotic and  
thoroughly insane  
plebeians; rather  
contentedly, in  
their blissfully  
but ruinously  
as it equally  
and clearly  
translates  
as being,  
totally hopeless  
and moribund  
inhabitants:  
whose vile  
deception  
exposes  
the raw  
evils of  
a UK's  
unjust
stand.  
 
(C) Stanley  V. Collymore  
14 July 2020.
 
Author's Comments:  
When you have to publicly claim that you're keeping your child entertained, are home-schooling them; baking with them, cooking for them and the rest of it; then it's pretty obvious to anyone with a functioning brain in their head - and not a dimwitted one in their rectum- and who intelligently knows how to use it that, in actuality, you're deliberately lying and dishonestly doing none of these things!  
 
Why so? Because people, and specifically parents looking after children and doing those aforementioned things don't have any obsessive compulsion or feel any need to tell the rest of the world  about things that ordinary every day parents or carers routinely get on with. Because they simply involve themselves with the ordinary tasks of looking after the children in their care. Neither expecting nor requiring any praise or prompted plaudits for doing so!  
 
And why worry about Kate, or worst stll bother to indoctrinate Lous with the pros and cons of so-called social distancing, when in his average normal day pre-Covid 19 he wouldn't have been associating with normal people even of his own age, and post the alleged "virus" wouldn't be doing so in a month of Sundays?

And in his Manchester sized lockdown, luxury bolthole apart from the prescribed time with his parents the only people that Louis will routinely be coming into contact with are the compliant lackeys that are happily  ministering to the every whim of himself, his siblings and, of course, his parents, and doing so, naturally, well away rom any social intercourse with Mr Joe or Ms Jane Public.

Hardly an apt environment then for either learning or else wasting time practising the alleged niceties of social distancing!
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