How to Stimulate the Adult Human Clitoris

There is a social crisis that is both blindingly obvious, and yet at the same time inexcusably ignored. The crisis is not that of climate change or the prospect of continuing waves of disease. The most pressing problem facing everyone today is the fragility of the human male Y chromosome. If the male Y chromosome continues on it’s current trajectory of degeneration, the result will be a completely defunct Y chromosome within the next 10 million years.  As a global community, we need to act, and we need to act right now.    
 
Most people understand there is a hierarchy of human needs. What we should be getting worked up about is how to reconcile the decay of the male Y chromosome with the standards of perfectionism that we impose on it.  The solution to the paradox will not be found in policies of war, violence and genocides, but instead by thinking about how to maximize the potential of the Y chromosome.    
 
I propose that the second-coming of the Saviour will arrive in the form of Man of supreme intelligence, awesome strength and power, and the precognisent ability to foretell conflicts and resolve disagreements before they arise. The Saviour will honour his promises, distribute food and drink to all children, and be fair, reasonable and just in every single Thought, Word, Action, and speak the Truth.  
 
It does everyone a disservice if we Unthinkingly Insist on blaming ourselves for the current state of the Y chromosome.  What we must do is practice the Doctrine of Cooperative Endeavour, think carefully about who is Ideal Man, and give it up for them and for the future of Mankind!