The Stinking Quagmire of Britain's hereditary monarchy!

 
By Stanley Collymore  
 
Must be absolutely great to get a publicity  
funded job for your entire life and have  
it reserved for you even before you  
were born. No need for realistic  
experience, or any authentic  
qualifications. Simply the accident of  
your birth the sole recognition that  
you will ever require to attain a  
position, which honestly was  
already outmoded even in  
the last century; and, as  
well judiciously, has  
no place whatsoever  
in this the 21st one!  
 
Just invented titles glaringly emblazoned  
with perks and cynically dressed up as  
duty so you'll never ever have to find  
proper jobs, and therefore naturally  
and realistically earn your rather  
over-privileged and pampaered  
keep through genuine hard work and  
unambiguous honesty. because, in  
reality, you are the same as most  
everyone else in Britain: oddball  
people with oafish delusions of    
grandeur but in your particular  
situation ancilliarily posturing  
behind formulated titles and  
honours daftly perpetuated  
by cretinous, fawning and  
credulous plebeians. For  
it is these sheeple, who  
place you atop of these  
bizarre pedestals, that  
any truly intelligent or  
astute person would  
never have desired  
you jumped up on!  
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
28 May 2020.  
 
 
Author's Remarks:  
This unapologetic exercise of mine is called democracy, free speech and freedom of expression; and, as such, it's your problem and not mine, or will I ever make it so, if some of my honestly held views and  comments don't meet with your approval. As, in your case, it might be useful to recognize that not everyone in Britain is by any senseless imagining a grovelling royalist; and, according, we do believe in elected heads of state that are removable if they cock-up! As this hereditary lot of yours has unquestionably and repeatedly done so; and, indifferently, persist in doing as they bloody well like!  
 
Furthermore, the people who hate Meghan Markle are appallingly so and rather dense! And will pluck out their eyes as well as critically and unequivocally puncture their eardrums rather than acknowledge the obvious. And what we're consistently having are idiotic Daily Mail and discernibly far-fetched stories to tear down Meghan and simultaneously elevate the pretentiously ultra-lazy, manifestly effete and vapid, broodmare Kate Middleton.  
 
And do note that while the so-called royals headed by their 94 year old nonagenarian, Mafioso leader, firmly ensconced in her ludicrously perceived and, of course, divine but patently Dark Ages bubble - and doing so quite nicely, contentedly and brazenly financially secure in the 21st Century - have never once corrected the numerously ridiculously but also scandalous stories planted, invariably by them and their palace stooges, they are ass-in-hand, all the same, doing everything that they can to refute the stories, right or wrong, that they obviously feel will further tarnish the image of the innately workshy and endemically lazy, just waiting to be queen, "Waity Katie".  
 
And in reality - not just conjecture, what the Daily Mail and other purported M.S.M have manipulated you unthinking twerps to think and do, or just simply your own grovelling sycophancy to your perceived societal and hereditary betters - just tell me, of any job that this asininely and grandiosely labelled "Catherine the Great": I seriously do suggest that you conscientiously and properly research who and what the real Catherine the Great was and then try honestly and objectively comparing this Kate Middleton to her. A frankly it would be pathetically synonymous to comparing a fat and unhealthy Boris Kemal/Johnson - who I've noticed has been given carte blanche privilege to jog and exercise in the grounds of Buckingham Palace by the 94 year old nonagenarian resident, Elizabeth Windsor, who normally resides there, but while typically and self-first she holds out from Covid - 19 and hides away in Windsor Castle with her bevy of servants and hangers-on allows Boris the run of the grounds - with a lithe, fit and athletic Usain Bolt!