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Deep Dick Pizza

This one time, me and some pals ordered a few pies from the local pizzeria. The delivery man was a 28 year old Samoan gentleman named Brent, who looked like a smaller version of The Rock.    
 
“That’ll be 27.95,” he said  
   
“How bout you come in for a few beers?” I asked  
   
I slipped him a 50 and he complied. After 16 shots of tequila, he was bent over the kitchen table and we were taking turns exploring his cavernous bottom and all the joys within.  
   
“You like that don’t you, you little Samoan fuck?”  
   
“Yes, Captain Jermaine, please prod me deeper”  
   
I drilled him long and hard. I hate fucked a total stranger. I wrapped my grandmother’s rosary beads around his neck and choked him while I tore open his anus.  
   
After it was all over, we turned to the pizza. We had worked up an appetite. Brent asked for a slice. I told him to get the fuck out of my house. Somehow the pizza was still warm. It’s why I lose my shit when fuckers deliver cold pizza.    
   
I expect my deliveries hot
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