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The Antibody Cure  (for the Coronavirus crowd)

 
A vaccine is killed virus or bacteria or parasite particles.    
These are injected  or pricked onto your skin.  
Your white blood cells,
which float around, along with red blood cells,  
in your blood,  
They  feel on them,  decide they are  
not-from-your-own-body stuff,
flick the fire alarm.  
Somewow, the white blood cells figure out
how to make antibodies, that are like 'sticky flags'.    
 
They stick to the molecular surface shapes of the foreign stuff.  
The antibodies are shaped like a flag man at the airport directing planes.  
The two flag arms wave into space.  They have a special shape on these arms, that will match the shape, like a lock and a key fit, latch onto the invader's specially shaped surface.  The 'feet' of the antibody sticks out, and are made to stick onto white blood cells
The flags say EAT ME.    
When fellow white blood cells float by,  
 
The  flagman's feet stick to the white blood cells  
floating by in your bloodstream,  
and they go to town gobbling up the foreign flagged stuff.  
 
Now if you get sick naturally,  
with real live living stuff that is invading your body,  
you will have to suffer a couple, three weeks  
while the white blood cells go into attack mode,  
hunker down in the war room,  
figuring out how to make flags that will
stick to the unique surface shapes of the invaders.    
 
Unfortunately, in order to kill the invaders,  
sometimes the flags stick to the body's own tissues,  
like finger joints , thus causing arthritis, but i digress.  
 
Vaccines are USELESS if you already are layed low by the virus.    
Your body is already has a boat load of
invading foreign material from the Actual invader,
to feel over and figure out how to fight it.  

It does not need an injection of some dead invader to feel on.  
Your immune systime is already a workin on it, by the time you is infected.    
It already got the real sh't to study.    
 
Which brings us to a eureka moment
lets just make antibodies, (the flags, the flags)    
 
Lets just make working antibodies and
inject them into the sick person.    
Lets just skip waiting for our body's immune
system to come up with antibodies,  

just inject some antibodies, which will immediately, within seconds after injecting, get you high as hell,  oops,  um, I mean,  
no within seconds, the already made antibodies
will start sticking to the invaders,  

like those black balls sticking to
the hero in the Incredibles movie.    
Now our white blood cell soldiers can march around,  
bump into the injected antibodies that have
stuck themselves to our body's invaders,  
and the White blood cell soldiers summarily
do their nasty business of dispatching the invader.    
murder she wrote.  
 
Now where in Carmen San Diego are you going to
find this perfect antibody,  
to replicate, bottle up and sell to hostiples?      
 
They get it from recovered COVID patients,
who's body  has already figured out the antibody
to stick to the Coronavirus invader.  
best cutting edge antibody,  

In fact they held an Antibody beauty contest.
They sucked the blood from  a whole bunch of recovered people,
Separated out the antibodies, and put some virus in a petri dish,
To watch which antibodies  stick the best.
  Pick Me! Pick Me! I stick.  
there were 1Billion Antibodies that tried out.
100 made the cut to be on the show.
12 finalists
3 winners
 
they picked the best antibodies,
floating around in a recovered person's blood,  

(Antibodies just patrolling, just yearning to latch on to any new Coronavirus that gets breathed in.. You wanna piece of me, Come on, bring it on brotha, what , bringin' a cronoavirus to an antibody fight, not a chance.)
 
So there you have it, folks, Monday's cure for the Coronavirus:
Pre-made Antibodies, And
I owe the credit to their creators.  
  
https://www.biospace.com/article/sorrento-ids-antibody-against-covid-19-that-appears-100-percent-effective/
Written by rabbitquest
Published | Edited 19th May 2020
Author's Note
Inspired by Ahavati's Covid-19 speakeasy thred
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