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My Dick Is Like A Unicorn’s Horn
Magical
Rare
Majestic
Ejaculates Rainbows
Don’t come at me with your goblin cocks
Your pathetic troll schlongs
My Dick Is Like A Unicorn’s Horn
So when the world gets you down
And you feeling forlorn
Remember
My Dick is like a Unicorn’s Horn
It brings joy to fans of fantasy
Little children
Or anyone young at heart
People who liked the movie Legend
Bronies
All sorts of people
Cause my Dick is like a unicorn’s Horn
What’s your dick like?
Rare
Majestic
Ejaculates Rainbows
Don’t come at me with your goblin cocks
Your pathetic troll schlongs
My Dick Is Like A Unicorn’s Horn
So when the world gets you down
And you feeling forlorn
Remember
My Dick is like a Unicorn’s Horn
It brings joy to fans of fantasy
Little children
Or anyone young at heart
People who liked the movie Legend
Bronies
All sorts of people
Cause my Dick is like a unicorn’s Horn
What’s your dick like?
Published 17th May 2020
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Taste the rainbow
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