SASSY

I don't like that word  
When women describe themselves as SASSY  
That's just fem code for "I'm a pain in the ass"  
Furthermore I'm going to be a pain in your ass  
There's cock and strapons for that activity  
We don't need vernacular for what already is  

Time to jumpstart some juju evil  
I'm the fucking Mayor here  
You want to be sassy  
Go fuck the delivery dude with no mask on  
Bareback babe  
That's a good tip