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# Naughty Mathematics

If you ever were to ask,

What is by far my favourite class,

Mathematics is what I would say,

I take private classes every day,

My professor knows just the thing,

To make mathematics interesting,

She’s a mature beauty, hot and fit,

A lush curvy woman with large tits,

This is her lecture word for word,

“Read the exponent left to right,”

“Be mindful of the decimal place,”

“The cube root equals the cosine,”

“This calculation is a simple check”

“This proves the equivalence of each set”

“We are trying to solve y to the x,”

“Multiply two over three,”

“Then integrate the sum in parts,”

“This is a difficult equation to transpose,”

“Then we need to solve for y,”

“Watch for that negative sign,”

“Sum all the terms to infinity,”

“This resembles the Navier-Stokes”

“To solve this three by three matrix”,

“Then multiply by x plus three,”

“Simplify to Pi over four,”

”Then to complete the partial sum”,

“A partial derivative is what we’ve got”

“Then to y squared x we revert,”

Just when she was about to cream,

The class finished, dispelled my dream.

What is by far my favourite class,

Mathematics is what I would say,

I take private classes every day,

My professor knows just the thing,

To make mathematics interesting,

She’s a mature beauty, hot and fit,

A lush curvy woman with large tits,

This is her lecture word for word,

*And hints made with a saucy purr,*“Read the exponent left to right,”

*“Do you have plans for tonight?”*“Be mindful of the decimal place,”

*“Come meet me over at my place,”*“The cube root equals the cosine,”

*“Maybe flirt a little, drink some wine,”*“This calculation is a simple check”

*“Come close and nibble on my neck,”*“This proves the equivalence of each set”

*“Your kisses makes me hot and wet,”*“We are trying to solve y to the x,”

*“Help me slip out of this dress,”*“Multiply two over three,”

*“Run your hands all over me,”*“Then integrate the sum in parts,”

*“Tell me I’m your naughty tart,”*“This is a difficult equation to transpose,”

*“Strip off all my other clothes,”*“Then we need to solve for y,”

*“I’ll make you hard and suck you dry,”*“Watch for that negative sign,”

*“Grab me, take me, from behind,”*“Sum all the terms to infinity,”

*“I want your hardness inside me,”*“This resembles the Navier-Stokes”

*“Slowly first, with long deep strokes,”*“To solve this three by three matrix”,

*“Grab me, squeeze me, squeeze my tits,”*“Then multiply by x plus three,”

*“Harder, faster, you’re drilling me,”*“Simplify to Pi over four,”

*“Dip your finger in my back door,”*”Then to complete the partial sum”,

*“Harder, faster, make me come,”*“A partial derivative is what we’ve got”

*“Oh! You’ve found my G spot,”*“Then to y squared x we revert,”

*“Oh god! Oh god! I’m about to squirt!,”*Just when she was about to cream,

The class finished, dispelled my dream.

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