Try But No Can Do

I have determined I must have the cooties
Or something not to outgrow
For Oregon is a void for me
Even with eager loins so to sow

California was much easier
To find a partner that ease was the name
Whether trials of money or mental alertness
It usually was the same
Wonderful sex regardless of the lass
Even if a bad angel
So nice was the sass

But Oregon seems different for "sister likes"
Romance I strike out
Why even bother to approach the mound
So you guys if you are like me
Oregon you should take with care
For body art can be excessive
Smoking to can be much to bare

Portland is known as odd ball special
Grant's Pass quite strict
Lake Oswego the high and mighty
Tigard okay but all seem hitched
So I will leave my heart
Stuck in a wide ditch
Bring to mind other issues
Like China, Iran and the like
Maybe work graduate school
Hope again they don't tell me to take a hike