Gardening

Gardening

Trying to find that special rose, its somewhere in this garden, hidden beneath this messy bush, please accept my pardon

Your garden needs a little trim, let’s get your borders straight, I can bring my beard trimmer, because I am your mate.

I can mow the lawn for you, I’ll help you trim the grass, making it look beautiful, around your Rose right to your arse

Let’s make your Rose a flower, as pretty as can be, if you need a gardener, simply call for me.

We can pull out your weeds, tidy up you flowers bed, clean away loose brambles, the things a gardener dreads

We can make your garden, a Eden all shiny and brand new, so you could invite me to play, so I could share it too

I would help you keep her, pristine and always damp, make sure your gates well oiled, so your hinges dont get cramp

Make them so they open wide, soft and with no creak, when I’m creeping in late at night, to get a little peek.

Just to see your pretty Rose, I’d love to see her bloom, see her flourish with desire, potted in my room.

She would win first prize for sure, in any flower show, if we sort this garden out, I’ve got my shears let’s go

Let me landscape your area, into the beautiful she deserves, let her match your sexy look, an accompaniment to your curves

Then you will be perfect, your look would be complete, then you’d let me in your garden everytime we meet

Ron