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Things I Hate_002 (NaPo #18/30)

I hate to judge but I must say,    
If I were ever to purposely listen to one of these bands or watch one of these movies, it would be the Earth's doomsday.  
Twenty One Pilots' only good song,    
Is "Heathens", sorry if you think I am wrong,    
I can't stand Adelle, Taylor Swift, My Chemical Romance, Justin Bieber, Five Seconds of Summer, Miley Cyrus, or Imagine Dragons,    
I can't stand the word pronunciations of The Black Keys, and the boredom and pronunciations of Ed Sheeran, which I also would not listen to on any occasions.    
I hate BTS and their "army",    
They have no talent, I heard a short bit of one song, and now I wish I could erase that from my memory.    
The only good songs from Fallout Boy are "Thanks for the Memories", and "Immortals",    
I also hate the movies "Fight Club", what they consider humor is disgusting,    
I hate "Napoleon Dynamite", the way he talks is so much more than infuriating!    
I hate "Dodge Ball" both the movie, and the sport,    
If either one were presented to me, I would suddenly invent teleportation and away I would teleport.    
I hate "Deadpool", he is an anti-hero, nothing wrong with that,    
But everyone sees him as not exactly that,    
They idolize him as a hero,    
But I see him as a vulgar, vain, zero.    
I hate when people use "k", "u", "ur", and the like, in texts and posts and such,    
I think their brains may be slush.    
I hate John Oliver, he may have a few good points, but is way too vulgar, and is not funny in any way!    
I am stuck right now, listening to my mom, brother, and step-family watching him and laughing away,    
At least I have to finish this poem by midnight, so I get to work on it, and look away.    
That poor idiot, even made fun of fish for not breathing air,    
All animals should be treated with respect, it brought to my eye, a tear,    
THIS IS EXCRUCIATINGLY INFURIATING AND PAINFUL, GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Written by Orc_Pirate_68 (Sabrina Kirk-Caldwell)
Published | Edited 3rd May 2020
Author's Note
Having 'Weird' Al Yankovic on his show, was the only interesting thing John Oliver ever did.
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