Viagra

Before he was 61
He was like a loaded gun
Now age isn't on his side
The other day he just wanted to hide
She was moist and feeling hot n heavy
But his instrument just wasn't ready
He smacked it, choked it, swore at it
But it's performance just wasn't lit
Even after going down on her
Still floppy and wouldn't commit
He started going crazy
And couldn't handle it
And thought what a waste
It was giving out no paste
So he went home feeling all alone
Downtrodden but still in the zone
And took some Viagra
This took all his worries away, made him larger
He could go in further
This tiny pill
Gave him back his will
He's no longer the limp dick teaser
But a God who was born to please her.