My Dire Love

Even in tension, I will make you happy
I will be your ice cream, pie, and sweetest candy
A mother to our kids, and I will be their loving daddy
In times of need, my love will come in handy

For you I will build a big kitchen, and green garden
If you want me to, I will even get a nanny
We could just eat, make love, drink vodka, champagne and brandy
And make romantic love, with all the things that you fancy.