Covid Places

Blame it all on the news...
I showed up in boots n a hazmat suit
I was scared to go.. to go anywhere..
America was the last one to know
Didnt think it could go..all the way to finally get here....
I was sure suprised
When didnt see any fear in Trumps eyes
Said it was simply a hoax...
Said honey we may be great
But after quarantine...
U may ask for a divorce...

Cuz i got friends in covid places
Why im hid out on the couch
Watchin tv all day an....
Will i be ok???

Oh im not big on social distancing
County sheriff wont even let me go fishing...
Think ill hide out down in my basement..
Cant even find no toilet paper
Cuz i got friends in covid places....

Guess i was right
I bet that id get fired...
No not seen anything like this b4
Everthings not right
Honey rolled over didnt say goodnite
Then she started to snoar...
Honey listen to me
Your gonna have to do more than sleep...
Give me few minutes
To get my release...
Then i can eat so many chips
As high as the empire state tower..

Cuz i got friends in covid places
Where im hid out on the couch watchin tv all day and..
Will i be ok??
Oh im not big on social distancing
Local sheriff wont even let me go fishing...
Think ill hide on out down in my basement
Cant even find no toilet paper
Cuz i got friends in covid places....

I got friends in covid places....
Why im sitting at home watchin tv all day an....
Will i be ok??
Oh im not big on social distancing
Do anything just to go hunting n fishing
Oh i got friends...
In covid places....

(C) BEN C HODGE    3 20 2020