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Netflix and Chilli

 
I met this girl I really like
Her name is Mary-Kate
I rode to her place on my bike
to have a Netflix date

We were snuggled on her couch as one
feeling our two hearts sing
I was doing my best to clench my bum
and hold all my farts in

I felt just like a Casanova
As we gazed at the TV screen
Kicking back on her leather sofa
The King of love and his fine Queen

Then all of a sudden a foul gust
came creaking from my arse
And with that broken wind came broken trust
Iíd committed the smelliest of all faux pas'

I tried to blame it on the dog
But she said it was outside
I was stuck like a buggy in a bog
and lost all sense of personal pride

Farting like that near Mary-Kate
Simply ruined the romantic mood
Thatís the last time I ever go on a date
After eating Mexican food



RexDurkin
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