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Cock-Blocked

 
The source of my frustration
is that the Worldís got the Kung-Flu
 
So now I'm stuck in isolation  
'cos the government told me to
 
Iíve been held up in my pad
Every single night and day
 
And Iíve lost the job I had
So now I have no bloody pay
 
No women will hook up with me
for a casual root
 
So Iíve been getting no pussy
for which there is no substitute
 
I used to gallivant Ďround town
like a suave womaniser
 
But now Iím just a lonely clown
wanking with hand sanitiser
 
My apartment is like the whale
And Iím like fuckiní Jonah
  † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † †  
I want the company of a female
But Iím getting cock-blocked by the Corona
 
 
 
RexDurkin
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