Yellow Fate

Some folk think itís bad juju
to walk under a ladder
But for me a bad sign happens
when Iím emptying my bladder
I swear on the pope's life
that Iím not being a troll
But I believe It is bad luck
to find a pube on one's cock hole
It crosses over the little spout
dividing it in two
creating dual streams of piss  
that completely miss the loo
By the time one's seen what's going on
it is too bloody late
So beware a pube on the cock hole son
or mopping shall be thy fate!  
Written by RexDurkin
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