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Alice & Me Between The Sheets

Sipping out of my chalice conversing with Alice in Wonderland
She's being rather snappy cause she's unhappy with her man Peter Pan
I said Pan can't be your man cause he only understands how to be a boy
So why don't you get with me and I can be your human sex toy

I'll bring you almond joy to enjoy your oral fixation
I guarantee that with me you'll be free of your frustrations
Add me to the equation and use subtraction to delete Pete
Then next time we meet I'll greet with meat between the sheets
Written by da_poetic-edifier (Damon)
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