champion of women

dear Ronna McDaniel,

you once said that Donald Trump is a champion of women
he “recognizes that we add to the conversation”
sure,
he’s a champion of women.
but thats not what he would say, is it?

no, trump is a champion of “fat pigs”
those “disgusting animals”
the ones who eat slop and frolic in their own filth
they treat you unfairly because they’re “menstruating”
they are merely bloody tampons that were taxed as a luxury good
they cheat like a dog
but, you know, “it really doesn’t matter what they do as long as they’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass”

a champion of “Little Katy”
of “goofy” Elizabeth and “incompetent” Justice Ginsburg
women who outrageously ask their husbands to change a diaper
nasty women
oh yeah, they’re nasty.
unless they don’t want it
unless they’re your daughter
unless she’s ten years old
unless your tiny hands are “grabbing them by the pussy”
because then you find them attractive
like your current wife who you continuously silence and your former wife who you raped

but go ahead, kiss her donald
and watch her flinch
watch (miss) america cringe
look who we elected, mr. champion of women
he recognizes that we add to the conversation
but that doesn’t mean he listens