My new nursery rhyme.

Humpty Dumpty leaned back on the wall
Pulled out his cell phone to make a quick call,  
Playing a game he thought for sure he could win..
Then poor Humpty got busted by all the king's men.  
His buddy , Jack Horner, who lived on the corner,, he was Humpty's main partner in crime.
Man was he dumb, the lowest of scum, and now he too is doing hard time.  
His girlfriend , Bo Peep, she could sure use some sleep, the sunlight is starting to blind her.  
This isn't much fun , since she's been on the run, cuz the king's men are trying to find her.
Her best friend is  MS Muffet, she knows how to rough it, she hasn't done anything wrong. ..  
She works as a hoe and has nowhere to go ,  but she's witty and smart and she's strong.
Their  Pimp "Georgie Porgie, who throws the big orgies,..
Complete with the "Pudding and pie."
If  they can be trusted and don't get him busted, he may even let them get high .
Little Ms. Mary, so bold and contrary,
She doesn't have a whole lot to say.  
Unless she gets mad and then it gets bad,
She can't stand to not get her way .  
Don't forget jack and Jill  
who lived down the hill,
  they had such a beautiful daughter .  
Then poor jack fell down , and somehow he drowned ,
 when he fell into really deep water.  
Remember the lady who lived in the shoe.. she had all those kids running loose ?
She was friends with Ms Hubbard, who went to the cupboard , and worked for old mother Goose.  
All their kids are now grown and out on their own,
 and living a life of hard crime.  
 It's no fairy tale, I know it too well.  
This is the New nursery rhyme .