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Cat-tastrophe

     “Corona coming out her mouth, STD marinating in her cat
What the fucks going on so I step the fuck back,
      “It can no longer be no motherfuckin us
Because a motherfucka have to protect his sagging ass nuts,

      “Don’t your cheating ass cry now-it is what it is
Understand I’m addicted to breathing for as long as I live,
      “I called CDC so they could get her diseased ass out of there
But I also got fucked when they took me in my shit-stained underwear,

      “Now I’m butt-naked and freezing my balls
As there’re spraying me with hulked-up chemical based alcohol,
      “Asking me my name, age, religion status and social security
Collecting my urine every time I have to pee,

      “Now I wished I had remained on that quarantined cruise ship
It would have been much better than dealing with this shit,
      “Decent hot cooked meals with a bottle of red wine
Then back to my cabin to masturbate too pass the time,

      “But back to reality as I look over at the next cell
Watching my ex getting probed deep and screaming like hell,
      “Ignoring the screams my mind once again roam  
Wondering what my dedicated true cat is doing at home,

Housecat 9
      “Humans. Motherfucka please
It seems every five years there is a new disease,
      “I wonder how long this bullshit will last
I bet I probably caught it when I sniffed those bitch’s ass,

      “With the house in chaos they must have got snatched
When I was under the bed taking a nap,
      “There’re irresponsible like when they left white powder on the counter
Had me chasing invisible rats and shitting in the shower,

      “From FIV, heartworms and goddamn rabies
Shit I have to deal with as well as those Koreans looking crazy,
      “Those new neighbors that moved across the street
That only sees me as something good to eat,

      “Fur masked-up and with natural claws
The only thing they’ll fix is their loose balls,
      “I’m already mad and motherfuckin pissed
Because out of an unflushed toilet, for water I have to sip”.
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