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Alien Cathouse

stressed?
forlorn?
need to let go?

sex
with an alien just what you’re
looking for

don’t beat your meat
pick a suite
The Holodeck
Atlantis Fantasy
or if your really adventurous
The Abduction and Probing Room

trumps wall
can’t stop you
fly right over

come in for a nip
we’ll go on a trip
around the world
or the solar system

Right next to the
Area 51 Alien Cafe
on highway 95

don’t delay
you can pay

we proudly accept:
cash, visa, mc, amex
bitcoin, galaxy credit
Written by Kinkpoet
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Author's Note
Prostitution is legal in Nevada. I discovered this on my way to Burning Man last August.
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