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Lord Of The Ance
went along to a valentines dance
wore my traditional kilt: No pants
looking for a loving glance
perchance a little romance
internal meditational chants
positivity I tried to enhance
not worried by extra finance
doing doughnuts on the dance floor expanse
Like a gigolo hailing from France
who could resist my charming advance?
EVERBODY!!
I have a memory like elephants
and a mind as sharp as a lance
no need for memory transplants
in life only suffering it grants
live the life of old maiden aunts
in my mind hatred implants
as I witness staring and slants
inside me, my nerves start to prance
I leave alone in a zombie-like trance
go home and talk to my plants
morbidity thoughts like an army of ants
invade in this demonic seance
with this intent, I now take this stance
I HATE EVERYBODY!
Published 19th Feb 2020
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20th Feb 2020 9:27am
Only on Valentine's day and every other day are you allowed to hate everybody.
Doughnuts on the dance floor?! Bad ass show off lol.
At least you went, kind Sire'.
Kilt and all the goodies showing😉 Maybe you could have shown them how your tongue can dance and do doughnuts at the same time.👅
I hope you don't mind me giving you a hard time but, you did brag about what you can do with the quality of your tongue 😝
Chin up Ol' Chap. F-em all.
((((***Hugs and kisses***))))
✌
Doughnuts on the dance floor?! Bad ass show off lol.
At least you went, kind Sire'.
Kilt and all the goodies showing😉 Maybe you could have shown them how your tongue can dance and do doughnuts at the same time.👅
I hope you don't mind me giving you a hard time but, you did brag about what you can do with the quality of your tongue 😝
Chin up Ol' Chap. F-em all.
((((***Hugs and kisses***))))
✌
20th Feb 2020 5:11pm
LOL - I don't really hate everybody having said that many human beings think they are the shit when frankly they're just shits. I am trying not to keep hating those,........
the dance floor was empty the Scottish folk band were playing and I thought 'Fuck it!" I needed to do a little bit of break dancing.
I am a tantric tongue master I have a certificate on my wall the will attest to that (LMAO) :-))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((( Huge Warm Bear Hugs ))))))))))
the dance floor was empty the Scottish folk band were playing and I thought 'Fuck it!" I needed to do a little bit of break dancing.
I am a tantric tongue master I have a certificate on my wall the will attest to that (LMAO) :-))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((( Huge Warm Bear Hugs ))))))))))
21st Feb 2020 9:29pm
20th Feb 2020 4:43pm
20th Feb 2020 5:13pm
thank you so much, your comment really made me smile
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