Hey yo, Valentine baby!!!
Fancy doin' somethin' maybe?
Go out for a meal
Say we gotta deal
Sayin' what I feel
That guy Cupid, slightly stupid
Wat he all about?
Shakin' it, fakin' it, wearin' it
Tearing it all day long
Get real baby
This is our fight
Chance we make right
You will spend every dime
My love will have you addicted
Like the rarest form of kryptonite
I'll be your Roman goddess baby
Call me the modern day Aphrodite
Shoot! Fuck! Let's commit the biggest larceny
Rob Cupid of his enchanted bow and arrows
Ditch him then ride the most beautiful sparrows
Go on a sugar rush
Gobble the worst Valentine's chocolate
Rip every teddy to shit and beyond
Play with the stuffing, know what I'm sayin'?
Truly truly a Valentine slayin'!!!