The Special Relationship!

 
By Stanley Collymore
 
You’re solely here as the “useful Idiot” that you  
clearly are Britain, to do our every bidding.  
While in return we the USA will rather  
publicly praise you to the heavens for what we  
then dishonestly and lyingly will always  
claim that you’re dauntlessly and  
commendably doing, when,  
in reality, nothing could  
be further from the  
truth as regards  
what is really  
happening!
 
But you “Brits” are so bloody fixated with your  
deluded and now antediluvian imperialism  
and supposed “global standing” that in  
total self-denial of who and what  
you are and truly capable of  
doing in the 21st Century,  
you either resolutely  
refuse to or else are so completely  
and idiotically wrapped up in  
your non-existent but all the  
same purportedly British  
and white superiority  
that common sense  
and rational thinking are lost on  
you, and are in no way to be  
found on your dim-witted  
and hopelessly out of  
touch radar as you  
unwisely carry  
on feigning  
you still are – and even
with an empire long  
gone – a primary
global player!
 
However, we the USA fully know that’s far from  
being a reality. But hey, you Brits always, as  
expedient toadies, do whatever it is that  
we request of you. And with Britain
and its “royalty” conjointly and  
eagerly a US colony, I guess we Yanks  
can periodically put up with your  
bloated but highly irrelevant  
sense of self-importance  
combined with your  
intrinsically unsound but none  
the less immature British,  
entrenched racist and  
acutely embedded  
classism, second  
only in oddity  
to your unreliable
and untreated  
insanity!  
 
© Stanley V. Collymore
12 February 2020.
 
 
Author’s Comments:
Relationships, as any normal and sensible person knows are usually supposed to honestly acknowledge, mutually mirror and also crucially serve the genuine and beneficial needs that the parties involved realistically want to address and hopefully with corresponding and firmly in place established respect for each other, will always good-naturedly and amicably do so.
 
However, what exists between the USA and a toadying Britain that tenaciously and most embarrassingly clings on to the former’s coattails knowing it to be a major global power, which the UK unquestionably isn’t anymore, and for itself totally unable to acknowledge and literally come to terms with that stark reality, purposely choosing instead to consistently and most laughably, to anyone with a sane mind, in its abysmal state of denial adopt the notion that once having had an empire that is now thankfully and irreversibly defunct by being the USA’s lapdog and with both entities being English speaking ones, that will necessarily ensure Britain’s purported and continuous role as a global force  to be reckoned with.
 
How more pathetic then can these Brit elements of the supposed “Master Race” imbued with their delusional notions of “white superiority” and currently in 2020 led by a vile, fascist regime cheered on by intellectually challenged and overtly class ridden dim-witted plebeians get?