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Beautiful Mess

Beautiful mess  
you look the best  
when you're undressing,  
you got me finessing, caressing.
My pen pressing has me expressing,
professing my desire to compress what's under your dress,
Relieve some stress with Philly the Best
be my duchess, loveless, lustrous you know you want this
imma eat you up like a magic fungus, the master of cunnilingus
I'm a cunning linguist. It be better if I sung this
but Imma pull out my plumbus,find your wetness like Christopher Columbus.
legs dead from numbness impaired vision from hip collisions.
I'm spitting like a smooth magician.
switch hitting every position like an audition in the kitchen it's sicknen.
no rubber bare friction pumping like a piston.
ropes for constriction, Miss submissive.
Hold your position as I proposition to workin in your merkin.
Take ten we'll do it again,  I'll take you to heaven with sin!  
hocus pocus let me poke this Miss.
I promise bliss don't dismiss my freaky wish
that cake I'll vanquish, eat cha like a fat kids favorite dish.
tisk tisk, I'm similar to x and Hennessy but their second best
when next to me.
Test me I'm teste,  
give me your best bestie.
My head games nasty like when Kennedy got shot by his enemy.  
My dick games trending like tweets trumps sending.  
I Call that winning all my ex's still trying to friend me,  
Cuz I left them grinning.  
They call me Dr Phil-good,  
cuz that pussy I kill  
slaying it like a dragon.  
I got Excalibur wrapped in a magnum.  
baby girl I'm just bragging
this tctac is all I'm packing
freshen your breath if your ragging,  
but a period ain't stoppin nothing but a sentence, so I'm crackin.
then I'll get clean, I ain't got time for no dope fiends fat chicks or ratchets
I just wanna bad bish I can sit back and match with,  
so bat them lashes as the camera flashes, class is in session in the sheets we wrestlen
got two girls shooting flicks at the best western,  
I'm shooting from the hip like Billy the kid in an old western.  
You down that's the question.  
Sex to RPG girl I'm questin,
6 rounds no restin, you got a man, now your second guessin.  
whisperin sweet nothings got you blushin,  
no small talk let's get to rushin,  
back arching, toe curling and cussin.  
I know how to stop your fussin,  
enough of future tense, let's focus on the present.  
You can be my queen, but I'm no peasant.  
I'll be the worm, while your the pheasant.  
offering your heart shaped box like a present.  
Get that heart beating better than a medic.  
Don't believe me,  let's bet it. We'll bed it.
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Written by PMurray419 (Phillip Murray)
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just some word play!
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