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Starving and Confused
dear abby
dear abby,
please help me
i am trying
to understand
someone told me
“you are what you eat”
and now i can’t sleep
and i’m afraid to eat
is it true
that if i eat beef
i’ll grow an udder
and start saying ‘moo’
if i consume pork
will my tail curl?
or will i cry ‘oink’?
please help me
i am trying
to understand
someone told me
“you are what you eat”
and now i can’t sleep
and i’m afraid to eat
are chicken nuggets OK?
or will i grow feathers
and sing cluck-cluck
or cock-a-doodle doo?
what about duck soup?
will i quack?
if i was vegan
would they call me a turnip?
would my hair turn green?
would i settle down and grow roots?
please help me
i am trying
to understand
someone told me
“you are what you eat”
and now i can’t sleep
and i’m afraid to eat
she likes it
when i lick her rosebud
will i become an ass
and start saying ‘poo’
does a
cunnilinguist
turn into a pussy?
my girl likes fellatio
and so do i :-)
is she turning
into a dick?
please help me
i am trying
to understand
someone told me
“you are what you eat”
and now i can’t sleep
and i’m afraid to eat
that guy who didn’t like my long hair
said “i eat hippies like you for breakfast”
was he hungry?
or a closet hippie?
my ex once said “eat me”
did she think i was a cannibal?
or was she projecting
her hunger for me?
please help me
i am trying
to understand
someone told me
“you are what you eat”
and now i can’t sleep
and i’m afraid to eat
if i devour books
will i become an author
(if i stick to Fleming
can i be 007 ?)
if i ingest poetry
a poet?
(i like Silverstein
will i start writing silly poems??)
is it safe
to eat
processed food
or will i turn into a factory?
if i eat
a lot of preservatives
will i live
forever?
please help me
i am trying
to understand
someone told me
“you are what you eat”
and now i can’t sleep
and i’m afraid to eat
the more i think about it
the more afraid i am
what if i ate pop rocks?
would my head explode?
(i won’t to eat them until i get your reply)
yours truly,
starving and confused
p.s. i liked your answers to bewildered
(C)2020 Raibeart Bruis
dear abby,
please help me
i am trying
to understand
someone told me
“you are what you eat”
and now i can’t sleep
and i’m afraid to eat
is it true
that if i eat beef
i’ll grow an udder
and start saying ‘moo’
if i consume pork
will my tail curl?
or will i cry ‘oink’?
please help me
i am trying
to understand
someone told me
“you are what you eat”
and now i can’t sleep
and i’m afraid to eat
are chicken nuggets OK?
or will i grow feathers
and sing cluck-cluck
or cock-a-doodle doo?
what about duck soup?
will i quack?
if i was vegan
would they call me a turnip?
would my hair turn green?
would i settle down and grow roots?
please help me
i am trying
to understand
someone told me
“you are what you eat”
and now i can’t sleep
and i’m afraid to eat
she likes it
when i lick her rosebud
will i become an ass
and start saying ‘poo’
does a
cunnilinguist
turn into a pussy?
my girl likes fellatio
and so do i :-)
is she turning
into a dick?
please help me
i am trying
to understand
someone told me
“you are what you eat”
and now i can’t sleep
and i’m afraid to eat
that guy who didn’t like my long hair
said “i eat hippies like you for breakfast”
was he hungry?
or a closet hippie?
my ex once said “eat me”
did she think i was a cannibal?
or was she projecting
her hunger for me?
please help me
i am trying
to understand
someone told me
“you are what you eat”
and now i can’t sleep
and i’m afraid to eat
if i devour books
will i become an author
(if i stick to Fleming
can i be 007 ?)
if i ingest poetry
a poet?
(i like Silverstein
will i start writing silly poems??)
is it safe
to eat
processed food
or will i turn into a factory?
if i eat
a lot of preservatives
will i live
forever?
please help me
i am trying
to understand
someone told me
“you are what you eat”
and now i can’t sleep
and i’m afraid to eat
the more i think about it
the more afraid i am
what if i ate pop rocks?
would my head explode?
(i won’t to eat them until i get your reply)
yours truly,
starving and confused
p.s. i liked your answers to bewildered
(C)2020 Raibeart Bruis
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