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Shitty Linguistics
if your poems are getting bland
try perking them up
with a few of these shitty colloquialisms
generous-gave a shit
selfish-took a bunch of shit
impaired vision-shitty outlook
unhealthy-looks like shit
hungry-eat shit
broke-no shit
dirty mind-shit for brains
constipated-i shat bigger than you
forgot to wear makeup-shit faced
misguided-lost his shit
searching/seeking-whose shit is this
room odorizer/
Jackson Pollack design
-the shit hit the fan
good hiding place-in a pile of shit
food caught between the teeth
-shit eating grin
thief-taking a shit
dilemma-shit or get off the pot
brownout-shitty day
and, for those who enjoy grammar
enjoy these shitty verb conjugations:
present tense:
i shit he/she shits you shit we shit they shit
preterite:
i shat he/she shat you shat we shat they shat
present continuous:
i am shitting he/she is shitting you are shitting
we are shitting they are shitting
future:
i will shit he/she will shit you will shit we will shit they will shit
...that’s enough shit to absorb for today
now if you will excuse me
i have to go take
(or is it give?) a shit
don’t wait up for me
(C)2020 Raibeart Bruis
try perking them up
with a few of these shitty colloquialisms
generous-gave a shit
selfish-took a bunch of shit
impaired vision-shitty outlook
unhealthy-looks like shit
hungry-eat shit
broke-no shit
dirty mind-shit for brains
constipated-i shat bigger than you
forgot to wear makeup-shit faced
misguided-lost his shit
searching/seeking-whose shit is this
room odorizer/
Jackson Pollack design
-the shit hit the fan
good hiding place-in a pile of shit
food caught between the teeth
-shit eating grin
thief-taking a shit
dilemma-shit or get off the pot
brownout-shitty day
and, for those who enjoy grammar
enjoy these shitty verb conjugations:
present tense:
i shit he/she shits you shit we shit they shit
preterite:
i shat he/she shat you shat we shat they shat
present continuous:
i am shitting he/she is shitting you are shitting
we are shitting they are shitting
future:
i will shit he/she will shit you will shit we will shit they will shit
...that’s enough shit to absorb for today
now if you will excuse me
i have to go take
(or is it give?) a shit
don’t wait up for me
(C)2020 Raibeart Bruis
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