My Funny Valentine
My funny valentine,
My little honey so divine,
† Iím on cloud nine when Iím with you,
†† Youíre a goldmine of sidesplitting laughter,
†† †I completely get what youíre after,
†† † Iím never blue when Iím with you.
†† † †I had dear old cupid pull some strings,
†† † I threatened to clip his wings,
†† †So he shot his arrow through your heart,
†† Now I understand the conundrum,
††I get on your nerves and then someÖ
But you still love me though I snore and fart.
†My punny valentine,
††Iím full of puns, memes and rhymes,
†† I have another dirty jest just for my boo,
†† †Iíd love to eat ya quick and spry
†† † Like a sweet tasty blue berry pie,
†† † †But I too have lots of fillings for you.
†† † I might be cheesy but I think youíre grate,
†† †Better yet do you like the way my dictate,
†† I have another verse thatís just for you,
††My purdy dirty birdy Valentine,
†Iím so lucky that youíre mine,
So letís do this without further ado.