My Funny Valentine

My funny valentine,
My little honey so divine,
† Iím on cloud nine when Iím with you,
†† Youíre a goldmine of sidesplitting laughter,
†† †I completely get what youíre after,
†† † Iím never blue when Iím with you.
†† † †I had dear old cupid pull some strings,
†† † I threatened to clip his wings,
†† †So he shot his arrow through your heart,
†† Now I understand the conundrum,
††I get on your nerves and then someÖ
But you still love me though I snore and fart.
†My punny valentine,
††Iím full of puns, memes and rhymes,
†† I have another dirty jest just for my boo,
†† †Iíd love to eat ya quick and spry
†† † Like a sweet tasty blue berry pie,
†† † †But I too have lots of fillings for you.  
†† † I might be cheesy but I think youíre grate,
†† †Better yet do you like the way my dictate,
†† I have another verse thatís just for you,
††My purdy dirty birdy Valentine,
†Iím so lucky that youíre mine,
So letís do this without further ado.
Author's Note
For the Valentine Crushing Time comp
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