Content Warning : Do you want to continue?
This poem contains content which some readers may find disturbing.
It is unsuitable for children or anyone who is easily offended.

YES
I am over 18 years old, I have been warned and I still want to read this poem.
NO
I don't want to read this type of content, take me back to the previous page.


deepundergroundpoetry.com

Number One Wife

All gussied up in my yoga leggings  
I know that's how I keep him beggin'      
Put a wiggle in my walk  
Southern draw in my talk  
He'll be on his knees by 5 o'clock      
      
Roll the dice for where we meet        
Charlie's or Blake's just up the street      
I'll be perched lookin' lost and lonely      
Waiting on you for some honey        
       
You'll find me at the bar  
Drinkin' whiskey sours        
When you walk in  
I've been waitin' for hours        
You order a pint and look me in the eyes    
Fuck it, it's a Friday night        
       
Hey there baby, do you wanna play a game    
First can you tell me, what's my name        
I'm gonna give you one last chance        
To make me swoon, get into my pants        
       
I'll be your number one wife  
You'll get free pussy for life  
Bring a canoe I'm always ready for you  
We're havin' a blast  
Now slap my ass!        
       
I'm not lookin' for any kind of love        
Just want you to wear me like a motherfuckin' glove        
I'm not sorry baby, you're all red      
Take a deep breath, get into my bed        
       
Could you lean in and whisper in my ear  
Tell me about your music career        
If you've got the rhythm, I've got the rhyme    
Strum me like a chord, keep in time        
       
My panties are soaked  
Playin' this game    
Call a Star cab and I'll show you fame  
It's not lip service  
Unless that's what you want  
Gonna give it to you baby fuckin' hot        
   
Time for a ride you won't forget        
Red hair down and bouncin' tits        
Hold my hips and help me along        
While I sing you this fuckin' song        
       
I'll be your number one wife  
You'll get free pussy for life  
Bring a canoe I'm always ready for you  
We're havin' a blast  
Now slap my ass!      
socksscareme
Written by socksscareme (Socks)
Published | Edited 27th Jan 2020
Author's Note
Things disintegrated in the recording studio today so we did a funky rap. Still on the fence about releasing the recording. 😅 **Fuck it, female empowerment and all...
Things disintegrated in the recording studio today so we did a funky rap. Still on the fence about releasing the recording. 😅 **Fuck it, female empowerment and all that.
https://m.soundcloud.com/hectic-bins/number-one-wife
All writing remains the property of the author. Don't use it for any purpose without their permission.
likes 10 reading list entries 2
comments 24 reads 251
Kfn185 Phantom2426
Commenting Preference: 
The author is looking for friendly feedback.

Latest Forum Discussions
SPEAKEASY
Today 10:56am by Sky_dancer
SPEAKEASY
Today 10:52am by Grace
COMPETITIONS
Today 10:34am by slipalong
SPEAKEASY
Today 10:21am by Miss_Sub
SPEAKEASY
Today 10:16am by Wh1skeySwagger
SPEAKEASY
Today 10:09am by Miss_Sub