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Huge Splooge Deluge

 
Someone call an ambulance
My cock just wont stop jizzing
It's shooting from my pants
like a mentos/diet coke fizzing

It's the sheer amount
that's the cause of my concern
Itís absolutely paramount
that we halt his flood of sperm

I was just sitting in my room
enjoying a little toss
When there was a great big BOOM!
Now it seems Iím at a loss
  † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † †
'Cos my dick is thrashing Ďround
like an unmanned garden hose
The cream is four feet from ground
and out, out, out it flows

Itís running out of my front door
and straight onto the lawn
Iíve never seen this much before
not even in bukkake porn

I swear that all I wanted to do
Was have a cheeky wank
But now Iíve got enough nut to
Open my own sperm bank

So would someone call an ambulance
Help me! Please someone!
Sorry to make a big Ďsong and danceí
But I don't want to drown in cum!

RexDurkin
Written by RexDurkin
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