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to the woman of my dreams:

i seek a woman
who appreciates life
and the world we live in

one who is:

spiritual happy intelligent
creative fun energetic
generous and kind

one who is
comfortable in their own skin

who marches to a different drum

one who needs
nurturing
wants companionship
guidance and challenges

one who
knows how to grieve
and celebrate

one who
openly shares
thoughts and desires

who sacrifices comfort
for experience and growth

one who
gains pleasure
through loyalty and service
who knows
when to assert
and
when to submit

who attains satisfaction
from learned skills
or new understanding

some things
you should know about me:

i am not for everyone

i am a sweetheart
and
an asshole

i eat
fettuccine alfredo
for breakfast

bacon and eggs
for dinner

lunch
whenever I get the urge

i drink vino at dawn
and coffee at midnight
(In my dreams)

i wake before sunrise
sleep when it gets dark
nap at noon
and bed whoever strikes my fancy

i am polyamorous
until I find true love
then i am
selfishly monogamous

i hike in the desert during thunderstorms
prefer walks on the beach in winter
travel in the off season
and
visit places most tourists won’t

i enjoy romances adventures
sci-fi comedy
and erotica

i’m politically left
but sometimes agree
with the right

i write poetry
and dabble in
photography and watercolors

i hate:
prejudice
and narrow mindedness

i like:

long slow lovemaking
-sometimes
fast furious fucking
-occasionally
kinky playtime
-often
cuddles kisses
quiet nights at home and foot-rubs
-frequently
nights on the town
-rarely

i love to
cook and eat
i love to
be cooked for
and eaten

i like:

routine and spontaneity
security and adventure
winter snow and scorching summers

quiet company
intimate friendship
and long periods of solitude

i expect:

intelligence wit
and kindness

loyalty submission
service and obedience

i forgive easily
and expect forgiveness when i fuck up
(which i seem to do fairly regularly)

i am a good listener
and expect to be heard

listen and negotiate
and I’ll be there forever

give ultimatums
and i’ll abandon you
in an instant and never look back

best way to hold me:

loosely

quickest way to lose me:

put me in a box or try to label me

best way to love me:

need me as i am
-unicorns and roses
-flaws farts and pimples

if that doesn't
feel right
then good luck in your search
and rest assured
there is someone (else)
out there
looking for you

p.s.
if you know the girl
i’m talking about
tell her
i’m waiting for her
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