Bad Boyfriends Need Bad Girls

(To be a stupid Cupid for single Diplo and Sia)
 
You don't know me
but I'm on LSD
 
I don't know your  
type
or if you two are  
meant to be
 
BUT
 
Pardon me,
this bad poetry
needs to be    
strongly filth      
     
See we have      
some bad, bad      
sad boyfriends      
     
Boys who can't      
get simple      
geometry      
off their steamy      
big head brains      
     
Not even for a good girl      
who needs a good lover      
Keeping his mental      
noodles to himself      
     
Silly babies      
you don't have rabies!     
   
(You just need help,      
Overactive Plumbers)    
     
Bad bitches know      
they don't want      
good boys to chase      
     
shoving them      
into shallow graves      
under their blankets      
     
We wanna save      
all that fine naughty      
for the learning boys      
     
The ones down on knees      
who know when to say sorry      
     
It's those gentle      
barbarian      
lover bees      
     
So come on      
bad bad boys      
     
Don't just be alone      
...hear me      
     
You won't be sorry