Stupid Cupid

My love is like a red, red nose
like drunkards on tequila
I hope you'll be my valentine
with a chance that I could feel ya

Roses are red  
violets are blue
I am like a caged animal
inside your zoo

twinkle, twinkle little star
I'd like to get you in my car
drive real fast
into the wood
doing what we know we should
twinkle, twinkle, little star
in the woods, you lost your bra

my love is like my missing toes
phantom feelings there
I'd love to hold you close to me
and stroke your silken hair

roses are red  
Daisies are yellow
I love you so much  
like a bull I bellow

twinkle, twinkle little bat
on my knee is where you sat
can you feel  
my love arising
lust for you is unsurprising
twinkle, twinkle little bat
love for you I can't combat

My love is like  
a bed head pose
with you, it's very cute
your beauty is forever there
its never in dispute

roses are red
corns' on the cob
if I was a radio
would you twiddle my knob

twinkle, twinkle on your mat
can I stroke you like a cat
stroking up
stroking down
would you purr or would you frown
twinkle, twinkle on your mat
or would you play at tit-for-tat

my love is like my read, read prose
you're unable to detect
I'm scared to say I love you
I fear you will reject

roses are red
sometimes they're pink
such courage to ask you
I might need a drink

tweeting, tweeting, little birds
my love for you is all three thirds
no subtraction
there's no loss
I love you much it's just because
tweeting, tweeting, little birds
nervously I'm lost for words

My love is like a garden hose
I love you, I exist
I wish that you  
would notice me  
being unable to resist

roses are red,  
apples are green
I'd like to see you naked
not forgetting what I'd seen

twinkle, twinkle, little hog
I would love you like a dog
always faithful, loyal and true
I'd always be loving you
twinkle, twinkle, little hog
I'd love it if you kissed this frog

Written by David_Macleod (David Macleod)
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