deepundergroundpoetry.com

Blue Balls

 
We are lying in her bed  
I have a mean hard-on  
She will not give me head
Or even touch my shlong  
 
I came back to her place  
'Cos I wanted to pork  
But she's slowed down the pace  
And now just wants to talk  
 
I tried to touch her thigh  
But she slapped my hand away  
I think I'm gonna cry  
I've been here half the day  
 
My balls have turned so blue  
'Cos my dick has seen no action  
They’ve turned a Smurfy hue  
Gargamel is trying to catch ‘em  
 
He’s chasing me through the halls  
Shouting “Come back here you!  
I'll catch your blue balls  
If it’s the last thing I ever do!”  
 
 
RexDurkin
Written by RexDurkin
Published | Edited 25th Jan 2020
Author's Note
URBAN DICTIONARY
Blue Balls: When the testicles turn blue from not ejaculating when you should.
All writing remains the property of the author. Don't use it for any purpose without their permission.
likes 1 reading list entries 0
comments 3 reads 348
Commenting Preference: 
The author is looking for friendly feedback.

Latest Forum Discussions
SPEAKEASY
Today 10:15am by AspergerPoet56
SPEAKEASY
Today 9:52am by dejure
COMPETITIONS
Today 7:45am by Bluevelvete
SPEAKEASY
Today 4:28am by Blackwolf
POETRY
Today 3:52am by Bluevelvete
SPEAKEASY
27th July 2021 00:18am by Ahavati