YOU HAVE BEEN CHOPPED

Even though you are well endowed
And you know your way around most kitchens
You know the basics
But you haven’t been trained
To use your tools correctly
THE APPETIZER ROUND
Your foreplay is half assed
Your tongue is misfiring
While your fingers are fumbling
Therefore, my oven is still cold
THE MAIN COURSE
And your dick is at half its size
You keep pulling it and
Jerking it
To get it to full size
However, there is no satisfaction
THE DESSERT COURSE
You plead and
You beg to give you a chance
For this round is sure to be better
So, with your full erect dick
You stick it in quick
In hopes to get the oven going
But due to my dismay
Your dick has no play
Therefore, I must say
For this
That you and your dick
HAVE BEEN CHOPPED
Maybe you can come back
For
REDEMPTION