Dark Comedy (The Final Sermon) (Character Personality Collaboration)

Mr. Brimstone
    "Life everyday swings on everything that blinks and talk
Squat to shit and on legs either crawl or walk,
      "But those who eat ass will eventually catch a parasite
Becoming infected from the shit sandwich they wanted to bite,
 
      "For some its an anticipated taste
Enjoying the disgrace like a golden shower to the face,
      "Because the nasty side of living always has something to preach
On the same bullshit level that religion tries to teach,
 
      "If your hearts good, but you don't go to church-it ain't right
So I guess fuck heavenly light and prepare for hell's eternal night,
      "Religious doctrine twisted by the humanity of man
From the moment of our input we became damned,
 
      "Shit. Many feel confused and neglected from dusk to dawn
By government, religion and the media who drop their own type of atomic bomb,
      "Under the mushroom cloud we unknowingly continue to party
At that moment we need to question-do they give a fuck about anybody?  
 
      "A fuck boy president about to catch an impeach  
Stupid like a black person wanting to be white-so they bathe in bleach,
      "No matter how much you scrub the skin, we're all born of sin
Because motherfuckas, death will never have a friend,
 
      "Not carrying what number we are or our earthly statistic  
Understand, we all will have to gag off his infinite hollow dick,
      "With all our might we can try to spit
Or just swallow the cum of annihilation like a street walking bitch-"
 
CasketSharpe
      "My teeth is darker than the blackest night
That outshine my twisted soul like a blazing light,
      "A feel good moment like when pussy receive my lifegiving cum
Causing me to cuss and the body to go numb,
 
      "Cussing, because it's a connection eighteen years plus
Numb will be my income, because child support doing to much,
      "Truthfully I don't really give a flying fuck
Because mine will be cared for even if baby mama pussy migrate to new nut,
 
      "All this means is that condoms and birth control had to take a leave
While I jackhammered the pussy until it squirt or bleed,
      "At this moment somebody is playing in a pussy playground
Or if gay getting balls deep in the doo-doo brown,
 
      "Personally I can't worry about a person's rhyme or reason
Because every moment of life is considered 'motherfucka season',
      "Look behind the dark comedy curtain at our lost hope
And tell me the worst thing you experienced, was it a fucking joke?
 
      "Rape, murder, death or financial lost
Was flesh, mental instability or your soul the fucking cost?
      "Regardless if you were or were not the cause
Remember from birth to death we all shit the draws".