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Christmas Singalong Songs (X-rated a present just for you)

 
(1) Have Yourself

Have yourself a dirty, horny Christmas
Let your cock be hard
From now on
Viagra is our winning card
Have yourself a dirty, horny Christmas
If you're straight or gay
From now on
Erection failures miles away

Here we are as in younger days
Horny, hard-on days on the floor
Fucking any friends who will let us in
Weíll happily fuck the once more

Through the years we all can fuck together
Viagra hard-ons will allow
Hang my sagging balls upon your double chin
Have yourself a horny dirty blow job now


(2) Santa is Cuming

Here cums Santa Claus!
Here cums Santa Claus!
Emptying his sac!
Vixen and Titzen and all his whores
Are pulling down their pants
Balls are clinging, hard-on bringing;
Santaís' horny and bright.
Cheeks apart, but plug removed,
Cause Santa Claus cums tonight.


(3) Forget My Two Front Teeth

In the shower everyone
Stops and stares at me
My micro-cock
So plain to see
I sometimes blame the cold
For what's lacking in me
But my one wish on Christmas Eve
Is so obvious to me

All I want for Christmas is
A ten-inch cock
A ten-inch cock
See ma ten-inch cock
Gee if I could only
Have a ten-inch cock
Then I could with you have
"A Merry Christmas."
Seems so long since last we fucked
Sister Susie riding my ten-inch cock

All I want for Christmas is
A ten-inch cock
A ten-inch cock
See ma ten-inch cock
Gee if I could only
Have a ten-inch cock
I'd fuck you all night long


(4) Home for Jizzmass

Daddy will home for Christmas;
Thatís a threat from me.
Please no panties and mistletoe
Sticking out your asshole.
Christmas Eve, I'll be hard
Where the love spill gleams.
I'll be horny at Christmas
To give you more bad dreams



(5) Balls Rock

Lick my balls, lick my balls then lick my cock
Hanging balls bite, I'll get hard as a rock
Glowing and blowing on my fleshy gun
Now the Christmas fuck has begun

I'll suck your tits, suck your tits, and play with your clit
You lick my balls while I suck your slit
Bucking and fucking all your brains out
With my large flesh spout

Itís a sexy time, itís the right time
To fuck the night away
Bite my balls it's a dick swell time
To go riding on my cock buffet
Giddy up cowgirl, pick up your ass
Hump it down on my cock
Mix and a mingle as I cum in your hole
Thatís the bite my balls
Thatís the suck my cock
Thatís the ride my dick raw

(6) Let it Show

Oh, the weather outside is frightful,
But your pussyís so delightful,
And since we've no place to go,
Let it show, I'll let you blow, let you blow.

I don't show signs of stopping,
I know your cherry's ripe for popping;
My hard cock has a purple glow,
Let it show, I'll let you blow, let you blow.

Your many orgasms been arriving
And, my dear, I'm still deep driving,
If you say that you love me so.
Let it show, I'll let you blow, let you blow.

(7) Winter Land

Cum sounds moan, are you listening?
On her tits jizz is glistening
A beautiful sight,
Weíre horny tonight,
Fucking in a winter wonderland.

In the meadow, you can suck my socks off,
Sleazeball watching he is Father Mike
He'll say: Are you legal?
Weíll say: No man,
But you can ride her too
Cause she's a bike.

Later on, we'll conspire,
A blackmail scam, by the fire
His bank we will raid,
With the movie I made
Fucking in a winter wonderland.

In the meadow, we can build get a flat screen,
And pretend we're gonna show the film
We'll get lots of money from the Father,
Until we tell or parents, then he dies.

The dollars cascade
With the movie I made
Father fucking in a winter wonderland.
Fucking in a winter wonderland
Fucking in a winter wonderland

(8) While Shepherds

While Shepherds watch their flocks by night
All seated on the grass
The angel of the Lord came down
And fucked them up the ass
"Fear not," said he for mighty dread
Had seized their buttocks tight
"Jizz spurts of spunk I bring to you
And all your fuckin kind"


(9) Wonderful

It's the horniest time of the year.
Youíve showered, fresh smelling,
You're now not repelling, so,
"Be of good cheer,"
It's the horniest time of the year.

Swingerís parties for hosting,
Marsha's for spit roasting
Carol gives me a blow.
Thereíll be porny stories and
Tales of the glories of orgies now
Long, long ago.

It's the horniest time of the year.
There'll be much masturbating
And asshole tailgating,
With your pussy, I'll interfere
It's the horniest time of the year.


(10) The Fist in Noel

He fisted Noel because he was gay
Fucked certain poor shepherds in fields as they lay;
In fields where they were fucking their sheep,
On a cold winter's night, they were balls deep.
Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel,
Being a rent-boy his ass he would sell

He then looked up and saw a girl
She was naked and was opening her legs
Then she said to me you can fuck you for free,
And so he rode her both holes were red raw
Chantelle, Chantelle, Chantelle
Being so horny he fucked her as well.

Again he looked up saw another girl,
Three wise men had cum down her throat;
Seeking a gang-bang was their intent,
And after their cuming then off they went.
Danielle, Danielle, Danielle, Danielle
Rough riding spit roast they gave her hell.

Then he got up and wiped his cock
Still feeling horny not quite finished yet
He grabbed a sheep took it from behind,
The sheep gave him anal that blew his mind
Rochelle, Rochelle, Rochelle, Rochelle
Who the fuck named a black sheep Rochelle
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