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Puttz!~My Life AS a Golf Curse~

byDanKozak/onFridayDecember30,2011at11:38am
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O,!

watta glorioushorribly'beautiful day it-is-2day in me sweety'ass

golfcurse nie

ghborhood !!!------?h'owmany

holes

be h'ere  in thy/thee crimpity crewcut man'molded grasses 'midst

them talltall suhthn pinetrees, stategically saved-from-thee-saw t'give

t'goodly i'mpression of

nature[all] ?....

 

from a bit of a distance, the town Logo looks like a guy taking (a most natur'al)

piss, but

In Reality

'tis like a silhouette of a feller st'st'strokin wit his mighty putter, hailing all them

PGAmasters to ''y'all come back now....yeah, h'ere!dammit!....",

but seriously dears, tis all verymuchmore polite,real,true,civilized, wit

lottsa convenient corporated shoppings

justdown

thee proverbial fcknRoad A'piece.....

 

& It's all right, & iyam AOkay.....jusgoing to sit'tite, guardin dead Pops' empty

house, & guardin Pops' dead ash'box til

They         sell-the-place       or otherwise have need t'drag me ass

o-u-t   /  o'lord,  aye

 

just hope it's on ReCycling Day......right? -------


 

______dkzk/allrights halfserved/ 2011-2012________*

*(go'head...i fckn dare ye t'Copy me for prophet!!!)*
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