The Night Before Christmas

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Majestic, the pine trees stand tall                    
until being butchered an dragged                    
to random homes then decorated                
with red velvet bows                      
                     
332 twinkling lights blazing bright                      
suffocating the tree from head to toe            
then left to suffer a slow            
and agonizing death,                   
as some ornamental thing.                    
                     
The Living room floor is littered with tinsel    
and 1 stocking hangs haphazardly                    
strung up over a mock fireplace                    
personalized & decorated with glitter.                      
                     
Spiked eggnog, the drama ensues  
Uncle Hank passed out in his own vomit cousin Barry, is smokin’ crack in the upstairs closet, and Jenna, ahh sweet sweet Jenna is giving blowjobs away to anyone                    
who wants to trade for a bottle of booze.