a lesson in deflection

Did you fuck her?
  huh?

Last night. Did you fuck her?
  wha?
Dude, Rachel. Did. You. Fuck. Her.
  that's oddly intrusive....

She was all over you last night and you stayed with her.
  that's a little exaggerated
But you stayed with her though.
  her bed was really comfy, she had this really nice satin blanket with
  matching pillows. but her hair kept getting in my mouth.

So you did?
  she had one of those porcelain dolls though...i asked her to put it in her closet.
So you were in her room?
  I think I saw a hooters costume in it...maybe she moved here? i wonder
  where she works....or worked...
You're doing it again. You know people hate that shit right?
  i am? sorry. i stayed with her yes.
Jesus Christ.
  what?
Come on!
  you are really obsessing over this
Well yeah! You didn't even like...fucking try. It pisses me off.
  what do you mean?
Dude, all you did was like, give her your coat outside.
  it was chilly out, she looked cold....my coat smells like her...its like a fruity smell?
  but subtle. it's really nice.
Did you even talk to her at all?
  she asked if she could use my phone I guess and texted me later....come to
  think of it....I think that's how I got her name...
Wait wait wait. SHE added HER number to YOUR phone?
  she must of when she was wearing my coat? it was in my pocket. i was
  distracted by something in the back.

Fucking christ dude.....Okay. So she gave you her number.
  yeah.
Texted you.
  yeah.
When?
  i was warming up my car when i noticed. i wanted to go home.
So she texted you after you left.
  yeah.
And?
  and? oh. she gave me her address. it was some house near that
  skatepark? i dunno. it seemed on the way...
And you just went over there.
  i mean...yeah. after i left i was less annoyed.
And we are talking about the same girl right? Tan with the straight black hair?
  it's actually wavy when she put it down....
And then you fucked her.
  and really long...i bet if she did straighten it, it would cover her freckle.
What?
  on the small of her back. she has this freckle. maybe it was a birth mark?
So you did Fuck her.
  huh?
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....You're not going to tell me are you...
  im good for now, but thankyou.

Harold, you know what?
  ?
You're a dick.
  hm?
....
  oh wait! she must've moved here. after getting tea we joked about not knowing
  anybody.

Just shut up. Forget I asked.
  did you know you can get a chai but with coconut milk instead? its pretty good

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