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Call Center Bye Bye

CS    “Hello. CS suicide hotline. How may I be of assistance?”
Caller      “I-I need he-help.”
CS      “Of course you do. You called this motherfucka. What’s going on and what the hell is that clicking noise?”  
Caller      “My gun trigger. I-I’m trying to decide-“
CS      “To see if you can fuck up my night. Really?”
Caller      “It-it seems I-I got the wrong person. I-I might as well-“
CS      “Hold on. Shit! Since you fixed your fingers to dial this bitch. Let me tell you a little something-“
 
      “My homeboy wrote three suicide notes and let me see
The last one read ‘this time motherfucka just watch me’,
      “And I did-as he dived head first with a thrill
Even when they were picking pieces out of the firetruck grill,
      “His mama asking ‘why I ain’t stop him’-bitch I’m not his daddy
And the shit would not have happened if his ass was happy,
      “Life at home was always strenuous
Motherfucka all the time acting like he’s on angel dust’
      “Everybody deserting him, but I remained his friend
Even to his nosedive permanent landing end,  
      “The way he talked-I knew his ass wanted to die
But for the suicide I always refuse to cry,
      “Or have sadness for the fucked up life he had
Nothing in this world could be that motherfuckin bad,
      “I’ll kill a motherfucka before I ever kill myself
So if life scared call the police for help”.  
 
Caller      “The police! I tried calling them, but they referred me to-to you-“
CS      “The back and forth. Sounds like that food stamp fuck shit”.
Caller      “Are you gonna help me or-or send me away to! I’m sick motherfucka!”
CS      “Yes the fuck you are. Do you have any moral support?”
Caller      “Nobody don’t wanna be around. They-they say I’m-I’m unstable”.
CS      “Yeah. On that part. Let me tell you why they don’t want to be fucked up with you-“
 
      “Sometimes the suicide want a motherfucka to go with em’
Naw bitch, because in heaven or hell I’ll get with em’,
      “Getting me caught up in their afterlife fuck shit
And at the gates of heaven or hell’s throne their wig I’ll split,
      “Low self-esteem and a weak will
Is a recipe for a personal kill,
      “Even love can make you feel life is meaningless and through
Having motherfuckas do some dumb crazy shit like you about to,  
      “You feel me. From popping pills, hanging themselves till their done
Or hooker deep sucking a loaded gun,
      “Regardless, your dead fucking meat
As stanky piss puddle at your’re feet,
      “Forever my skin is thick like my dick  
Immunity to that ‘I can’t live nomore’ bullshit,
      “Because I refuse self-transformation into a ghost
Becoming funeral eye-candy as the main host”.
 
Caller      “So-so you saying I should live or just end it?”
CS              “Your call. Go get a drink or smoke”.
Caller      “I don’t do either”.
CS              “Pussy”.
Caller      “Part of the problem”.
CS              “Any friends or family?”
Caller      “Just shot my friend and killed my family”.
CS               “Ok here is my recommendation. Place gun to head, squeeze slightly and enjoy the afterlife”.
                                                       Click
 
 
 
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