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YOPJ - Join My Cult!
In order for you to join My Cult, which I highly recommend you do, first you have to marry one of my eligible kids. That won't be possible for at least a few more years. But there is another way. You can be born in to it. But again, openings are few and far between.
You could open your own chapter, but there are a few rules. If you start Your Own Cult, don't expect me to give you any advice. I have opinions of my own and rules for the willing, but no advice.
1.
You don't have a choice about what you believe.
2.
Nobody else can tell you what to believe.
3.
Love the truth or else you will be deluded.
4.
If you don't know the golden rule is good for you, nothing can help you, not even the few rules I just stated.
Some idiots told my kids that our family was a cult. So here's my cult rules.
You could open your own chapter, but there are a few rules. If you start Your Own Cult, don't expect me to give you any advice. I have opinions of my own and rules for the willing, but no advice.
1.
You don't have a choice about what you believe.
2.
Nobody else can tell you what to believe.
3.
Love the truth or else you will be deluded.
4.
If you don't know the golden rule is good for you, nothing can help you, not even the few rules I just stated.
Some idiots told my kids that our family was a cult. So here's my cult rules.
Published 1st Dec 2019
| Edited 22nd Dec 2019
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1st Dec 2019 7:30am
Something to share with prospective children-in-law when the time comes, to tell them not to be put off by misinformed rumours about their background.
