We're Not Crazy

They may call us idiots, morons, imbeciles, or even buffoons,  
But don’t believe NASA, their science or weather balloons,
World organizations and universities feed us this lie, 
So don’t be fooled by their photos, it’s a trick on the eye. 
Your parents and teachers - all liars without exemption, 
We know this to be true because gravity is a deception! 
It’s a conspiracy that the entire world is trying to hide, 
See the evidence, the facts and then you can decide, 
Science is an illusion, a delusion to keep you confined, 
It’s the way governments keep a leash on mankind, 
They may all laugh at us, taunt us, but our belief is strong, 
We’re on a quest for the truth and prove everyone wrong. 
Believe in yourself, do your own research so don’t be lazy, 
Don’t trust what scientists say, because we’re not crazy. 
 
(Opening Speech at the Flat Earth Society convention)