Give It Over One More Time Baby + Kinski

For "It ain't easy" competition  
An exercise in bad poetry  
Tell me how bad it is or I will have another fit

 
 
Give It Over One More Time Baby  
 
I miss you so much rancid darling  
Every time I am sipping a Carling  
Yes my eyes get wet and sparkling  
While tearing the head off a starling  
And mixing it in with my Darjeeling  
And the wind is howling and gnarling  
So I know you won't find it startling  
That what I miss most is  
Your belching farting and snarling  
 
Kinski  
 
This is the worst poem ever writ  
No I am an Augustine fellow  
You are a gullible fool a twit  
The meaning is thin and yellow  
 
Being of this ponderance is alloy  
I am not sorry I made you look  
The rocket has crashed ship ahoy  
But we don't really give a fook  
Dewey?  
 
The preponderance  
The preponderance!